snow season.

25 03 2008

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You are not you’re job.

You are not how much money you have in the bank.

You are not the car you drive.

You are not the contents of you’re wallet.

You are not your fucking khakis.

You are not special.

You are not a unique, beautiful….

The Jacka – “Snowflake”

(song off Tear Gas, words from Fight Club)

I know this shit is becoming dangerously close to becoming an all-Jacka/Mob Figaz spot, will definitely have some different stuff up within the week.

GET ON MY HYPE: Recently added in Under Surveillance. Midgets, drug binges, bell towers and bullets that make your head explode. Well worth $2o.

 

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is the whole world immune?

21 03 2008

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How is The Jacka not the biggest thing in rap? Just a thought. I’ve said many a time that The Jacka & Husalah should not only have a monopoly on the rap game, but most likely the R&B game as well.

I mean is everybody not hearing the same shit I am?

If they are, Jacka’s music shoulda been “spread[ed] like an outbreak”. Not the case. Not to hate on these artists or their fans but what da fuck? You got two albums named after a movie, another after a website (which is only acceptable if it’s this one or the ones on your right) and another that just has you scratching your head. (Fat Joe, da fuck mayne? I just saw “elephant” and started rollin’).

All this shit is finger taps on my shoulder compared to the knock round here. Hella saturated, blood. Lemme get off my soap box toliet seat though, before I talk everybody’s ears off (I wanted to drop a spanish word for “ears” there, but we haven’t learned body parts in spanish yet). The above blap is from….

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I don’t know how I missed Killa Keise on the front page of my second favorite newspaper (the Police Blotter sidebar makes the Examiner my default number uno), musta been hibernating. I’m also a little unclear as to what the criteria for “exclusive” & “super exclusive” tracks are, but this shit knocks hard in the yaint nonethepayless…

GET ON MY HYPE: I have yet to change my clothes all week (disclaimer: I do change boxers daily). In fact, I’ve changed where I lay my head at with four times more regularity. Shock and awe is how most people react, like “why don’t take off those duds you stenchy mother FUCKER!?” To which I respond: “have you ever rocked…

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…. a sweatsuit? Valour? Because then you’d realize how stupid you sound.” Living part-time in Tha Darlings (I’m almost positive I’m the only person to call it that or understand how lame it is to do so; even replacing the “e” in “the” with an “a” fails to make the reference any harder) does have its advantages like The Burlington Coat Factory as a neighbor, which only lead to the hands-down most life-altering purchase of my life (above). I’m not sure if this more speaks to the current state of my life or the brilliance of sweatsuits. Nor do I really care because in a sweatsuit “lovely factor” for everything is increased ten-fold, comfortable yet fashionable makes the “fuck changing” mentality understandable. Mines is mustard colored, so I rock it with white kicks and voila! You got the Dookie version of….

Basically I’m saying if you wanna change your life for the better buy a sweatsuit. Valour. Have you all like: “fuck it, it’s nothin’ in my sweatsuit!”





right, right, right by where the bears at though…

17 03 2008

Closed mouths don’t get shit though, huh? Kinda feelin’ like….

The Jacka & Berner – “Drought Season”

…. over here in my little corner of the innerwebs. Kinda fell off, but got big plans to bring shit back like Yay Mecca in oh-seis. Just to show you there is truth behind these little letters you read on your computer screen, here’s some knock for y’all in good faith.

Bali Club – “Gettin’ High As Fuck” [feat. Suge & Otis]

E-40 – “Money Don’t Fold”

Husalah – “Doin’ What We Do” [feat. Pretty Black]

The Jacka – “28 Grams”

M Kayda – “You See Me Fresh”

If I can stay around these computadoras todos la semana, better buckle up and prepare some big, big things around here at the zoo.

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Cougnut – “It’s Like A Jungle Sometimes”





bad breaks….

12 03 2008
 
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 …. pero este BLAP es muy bueno, so no es naaaada….
 
 
 
 
 
 
EVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BARACK OBAMA & THE HUSALAH HAVE IN COMMON? LISTEN CLOSE…. :
 
 
 
Great minds do think alike. I just hope I didn’t dry snitch on Mr. Obama and give Hillary ammunition for another “plagiarism” attack on Barack-stopher. Just to be safe, I think it is best if Barack start to acknowledge and credit Hus after he says “si se puede” because I’m pretty sure Huslin’ Since Da 80’s dropped before Obama coined that phrase. 
 




song association.

10 03 2008
 
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Dwight Howard
 
Chelsea Clinton
 
Barack Obama
 
Lindsay Lohan [pic]
 
San Francisco Giants Fans
 
Your Honor
 
Them Tres Dollar Scratchers
 
Haters
 
Stay With Them
 




got more gas than chevron.

3 03 2008

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Literally.
 
Here’s the thing…. I ate too much last night. The combination of a home-cooked meal after a diet that has consisted primarily of Airheads [fruit/viatmins], Buffalo Doritos [dairy/carbs], 99¢ hamburgers [protein] and Altoids [the dragon defender] for longer than I care to remember, led to quite the feast last night.
 
My memory is of last night is hazy. It fades in and out with no sound, just a images of plates being destoryed [para mi] as quickly as they were filled, snapshots of big birds breasts, followed by my fat ass shittin’ out bricks all noche. Y’all really need to know that, I know.
 
I regret nothing though.
 
You know you ate bueno when you wake up the next morning with a stomach ache. Swear I went to the bathroom like seis times per class today just to rip farts. I would also like to take this time to apologize to those in my last class where I got lazy and started to slip some off silently thinking no one else would notice. They did.
 
At least the weather was nice today, even my stomach couldn’t ruin that. Luckily I had a couple tracks on my CD which got that sunny day, fuck off school/work, get lit and barbeque vibe to them; that I kept finding myself returning to while I did none of the above and missed most of the sun sitting in BART tunnels crying.

Roscoe – “Summertime Again”

Since I only have two CDs on me and a computer at my diposal right now, here’s some more shit I was bumping in between bathroom breaks today. Y’all are already knowing the Mob Figaz stay represented well on any MP3 CD or blog post with the Dookie Lama, so here’s your dose of Pittsburg’s Finest.

The Jacka & Husalah – “Animal Planet Freestyle”

Fed-X, Dubb 20 & Magnolia Chop – “Iz Real”
Mob Figaz – “Soldier’s Paradise”
The last track is probably my favorite Bavgate verse I’ve ever heard, kinda sounds like C-BO which is never a bad thing. I also that “new” Jack you’ve probably all heard by now which is buried in this post because it’s not really that great. Nice radio-friendly jam for the radio, but I’m expecting much more the album.

The Jacka – “All Over Me” [feat. Matt Blaque]
Alright, I’m outta new shit. Here’s a couple more old blaps for I curt….

Boo – “Uptown” [feat. Ball, T.O. & Tweez]

Brotha Lynch Hung – “Went From”

C-BO – “We Just Crippin’ Remix” [feat. Daz]

Fendi Boyz, Johnny Ca$h, Magnolia Chop & Trill Real – “You Already Know”